February 2011
8 posts
Another Reason Sex Sucks
                                                  Strippers are gross. They’re sweaty and slimy and only rarely have a heart of gold. The last thing that turns me on are slimy silicone women with their vaginas hanging out of their metallic thongs rubbing their midriffs all over me while business pervs drool and stuff dollar bills into their orifices to the musical stylings of Danity Kane....
Feb 20th
Feb 9th
Another Reason Sex Sucks
                                           Diaphragms are disgusting.  They’re a kind of contraceptive that you literally shove into your vajayjay to cover up the cervix like a bathtub plug.  One side is covered in spermacide and if that’s not weird enough you insert it by fingering yourself.  Just another reason sex sucks.
Feb 5th
Another Reason Sex Sucks
                                               Vaginal Odor.  ’Nuff said.
Feb 4th
Graham Crackers
                                     Time for a rather informative post, my friends. When I decided to do a post on Graham crackers I suddenly realized I had no idea what they were.  I mean, they’re among my favorite foods in the history of edible things, but what exactly are they made of and how did they come to be?  The story behind them is a lot more fitting for this blog than I could ever...
Feb 4th
Another Reason Sex Sucks
                                                                           …literally                                                        lawlz.                                                                              But seriously this is kinda nasty.
Feb 1st
tumblrbot asked: WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE INANIMATE OBJECT?
Feb 1st
Soup
                     Soup is delicious, there’s no denying that.  What some people may deny is that soup is more delicious that intercourse. But just think, when you’re slurping up hot, steamy soup into your mouth and down your throat aren’t you just enjoying every second of it?  Don’t you just revel in the delicious mix of spices and vegetables and noodles and meat and broth and oxtail...
Feb 1st
January 2011
2 posts
Another Reason Sex Sucks
                                      This can happen.
Jan 31st
Naps
                          I can’t think of one person who doesn’t like naps.  Dr. Mengele, maybe, but let’s face it, he was a huge douche-bag.  Naps are just universally loved.  It’s no coincidence either, there are only a few things in this world that are better than sleeping for half a REM cycle or so before waking up to take a dump all while the sun is still in the...
Jan 31st