February 2011
8 posts
Another Reason Sex Sucks
Strippers are gross. They’re sweaty and slimy and only rarely have a heart of gold. The last thing that turns me on are slimy silicone women with their vaginas hanging out of their metallic thongs rubbing their midriffs all over me while business pervs drool and stuff dollar bills into their orifices to the musical stylings of Danity Kane....
Another Reason Sex Sucks
Diaphragms are disgusting. They’re a kind of contraceptive that you literally shove into your vajayjay to cover up the cervix like a bathtub plug. One side is covered in spermacide and if that’s not weird enough you insert it by fingering yourself. Just another reason sex sucks.
Another Reason Sex Sucks
Vaginal Odor. ’Nuff said.
Graham Crackers
Time for a rather informative post, my friends.
When I decided to do a post on Graham crackers I suddenly realized I had no idea what they were. I mean, they’re among my favorite foods in the history of edible things, but what exactly are they made of and how did they come to be? The story behind them is a lot more fitting for this blog than I could ever...
Another Reason Sex Sucks
…literally
lawlz.
But seriously this is kinda nasty.
tumblrbot asked: WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE INANIMATE OBJECT?
Soup
Soup is delicious, there’s no denying that. What some people may deny is that soup is more delicious that intercourse. But just think, when you’re slurping up hot, steamy soup into your mouth and down your throat aren’t you just enjoying every second of it? Don’t you just revel in the delicious mix of spices and vegetables and noodles and meat and broth and oxtail...
January 2011
2 posts
Another Reason Sex Sucks
This can happen.
Naps
I can’t think of one person who doesn’t like naps. Dr. Mengele, maybe, but let’s face it, he was a huge douche-bag. Naps are just universally loved. It’s no coincidence either, there are only a few things in this world that are better than sleeping for half a REM cycle or so before waking up to take a dump all while the sun is still in the...